whoops i just now realized there is no way in hell of getting into berkeley

i’m a fucking idiot

who could’ve read everything telling me why i can’t do this before i wasted my mom’s money on an application

i couldn’t even get in as a freshman because i flunked out of german and didn’t do anything that the smart college bound kids did because my primary concern was not killing myself/being killed for being a tranny

i want to die. i hate how colleges make me want to die. i hate everybody who wasn’t a suicidally depressed stoner who failed at everything in high school. fuck you for being better than me.

  1. karaj reblogged this from negationparty and added:
    wait until you laugh about flunking...aren’t already.
  2. lqtm said: yeah, fuck berkeley. fuck college as anything but a way to get a piece of paper. berkeley is a factory anyhow. clearly you can do amazing things wherever you are.
  3. creativenothing said: I dropped out of high school and got into college okay, I just had to go to community college first. You’ll be alright, it might just take you a little longer.
  4. pussy-strut said: idk if you are soliciting college advice, but it’s totally valid to go to a community college for a while to get gen ed reqs out of the way and pull yr gpa up, then apply to fancier schools. also fuck college but good luck either way.
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